Love Poems

This romance (or anti-romance?) story has been all over the media. Here's a funny take on the consequences:

Of course, Jennifer Wilbanks will eventually serve whatever sentence comes her way, even if it's merely global public ridicule. Then, missing the media fishbowl, she'll plunge back in by marrying Michael Jackson while having an affair with Gary Condit. Somehow she'll also find time to send steamy love letters to Scott Peterson on death row and grab a guest gig on "Desperate Housewives."

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